Monday, 28 June 2010

gym bunny

Porn, dildo's and fancy dress... whats your secret turn on? everybody has a wild side, lets not be afraid to let it loose. What transforms sex from your average night in to a crazy bed breaking session of passion? Whether it's pain, compramising positions or some naughty role playing the only way your going to enjoy your sex life is if you let your inner beast free and start asking your partner for it, and if they refuse? get out of there girl! what's the point of life with another half if they don't fulfill the one need which makes life actually fun and worth sticking around for? And lets face it, what girl would rather shed the pounds in a gym, when a bedroom workout can burn just as much calories?
So take that scrunchie out, dig deep for those sexy red undies, leave the bra in the draw and don't be afraid to say yes, or rather...scream it

Monday, 14 June 2010

playtime

Men are easy, it's women who really run this world, mainly by ruling the men whose hearts they eat. Find me a man who won't cheat and i'll show you it's not his moralls holding him back, but rather the woman who has hold of his balls. This is because there is only one reason a man won't cheat, and no that reason is not love. You can be the best lover, the best friend or even both to your man and believe me if it's offered on a plate elsewhere, he'll happily devour it. The only woman in the world a man will never desert or want to disapoint is his mother. So crush his ego, crush his balls, and crush his self esteem, these are the factors that create chains, chains that keep him faithful. However who wants to play mummy to a grown man? let him stray, when the cats away the mouse can play. If he won't stray, you ca't play...and wheres the fun in that?