Friday, 16 April 2010

dirty talk

What turns you on? Be truthful, not with me but with yourself, if your not yet comfortable with your skin how can anyone else? Ok so next time your having sex and your staring at the ceiling thinking 'shit did i leave the oven on' or 'damn i could be finishing that paper on fish dissection right now' you need to realise a little excitiment should be injected into your sex life..whether it's bondage, anal or simpley doing it behind your old bike shed get out of the routine and take control.
I can say this because i have never really been in a rut, and even if the sex isn't great my friends will vouch for me, the stories afterwards are always good fun. For example the first time a man talked dirrrty to me i was so caught off by his inappropriate questions i was answering them like a spotty teenager on a bad quiz show..*Ozzie "Do you like it when i fuck you hard?" Me "Erm yes sir, no sir, i really have no clue sir, can i pass on this one?"
My point being even if your biggest fantasy ends up more comical than orgasmic, you would never know unless you took the plunge, and besides it makes for some good friendship giggles for years to come

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