Friday, 16 April 2010

the list

When i turned 16 a close friend with a similar outlook on life and sex as myself shared a piece of advice with me, I cannot say if it's good or bad advice but I took it, processed it and still use it to this day, if nothing else it injects a little fun into my life. The list is conducted of 6 names, all these names are invidiual to each person, but the title behind each name is the same. The names on the list entitle me to have sex with any of them at any time in any place, irrelevant of my other half or their other half.

1. My best friend's brother/sister
2. My brother/sister's best friend
3. My boss
4. The boy/girl next door
5. The family best friend

6. My teacher/lecturer

If any one of these people make a move you are given a free pass to react how you choose, however I wouldn't advise you tell your other half, that could end badly. There are no rules or guidlines for the list, as you will have guessed by now only bored, eternally single or bitchy people have one...

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